This riddle came to me around the time I woke up this morning.
1. Find the person with the shortest name.
2. Challenge them to a fight.
3. Wager everything you possess, and all your wisdom and strength.
This will give you all you desire. How?
Answer: The person with the shortest name is "I".
Okay, weird, I know, and maybe logically flawed somewhere. But I didn't really "compose" it, it came to me, so I just thought I would put it here and see what folks thought.