Luna- Posted March 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2013 Click to see - wish these things would appear bigger! ken Ian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lana73 Posted March 23, 2013 Report Share Posted March 23, 2013 Oh goodness Luna, the last one was tooooo funny! Adult truths were SO true:) Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna- Posted March 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2013 ken Ian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrmaJean Posted March 23, 2013 Report Share Posted March 23, 2013 I saw this image on Facebook and it just cracks me up. ken Ian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrmaJean Posted March 23, 2013 Report Share Posted March 23, 2013 That's a good one, k! :-)I wonder where does everyone find the funny stuff? Are there funny websites? A good laugh is always healing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna- Posted March 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 Lol ken. I especially like the chicken... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna- Posted March 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 PET RULES: To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw prints are yours andcontain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of fooddoes not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do Ifind that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't helpbecause I fall faster than you can run.I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am verysorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couchto ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ballwhen they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to eachother stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know thatsticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the otherend to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut,it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or getyour paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exitthrough the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom foryears--canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog orcat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna- Posted March 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 Cat's Version of the House RulesBATHROOMS: Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.DOORS: Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get the door open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, a thick pile shaggy rug is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so the vomit is as long as a human's bare foot.HAMPERING: If one of your humans is engaged in some activity, and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping," otherwise known as "hampering." Following are the rules for hampering:1. When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.2. For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book -- unless you can lie across the book itself.3. When human is working at computer, jump up on desk, walk across keyboard, bat at mouse pointer on screen, and then lie in human's lap across arms, hampering typing in progress.WALKING: As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially: on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their coordination skills.BEDTIME: Always sleep on the human at night so he/she cannot move around or breathe properly.LITTER BOX: When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. The further it goes the better. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes. Make sure when you pee that some of it sprays out of the litter tray onto the floor. Humans get great satisfaction seeing that puddle and having to clean it up.HIDING: YES! Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you. Do not come out for three to four hours under any circumstances. This will cause the humans to panic (which they love) thinking that you have run away or are lost. Once you do come out, the humans will cover you with love and kisses, and you probably will get a treat.ONE LAST THOUGHT: Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, turn around, and present your backside to them. Humans love this, so do it often. And don't forget the guests. LaLa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna- Posted March 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 IJ: websites, I search for 'mental health' or 'crazy' or 'psychiatrist' or some such term; I also get some from Facebook that my friends post.ken, that is a great website. I have another from there I want to post but I can't get it to show up here - how do you do it? I can only save the image and post it as an attachment but then it doesn't come up full size like yours. If I click on the image icon above and enter the url, it just comes up with a tiny image icon but nothing else. Never mind, I figured it outEdited as above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna- Posted March 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 <removed so we don't get sued for copyright infringement> ken Ian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna- Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 Have a good week, everyone. See you friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna- Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 Errr. I'm afraid I am going to have to take down the two cartoons that are here, yours, ken and mine. They are a copyright infringement and I do not wish to be sued or get the forum into trouble. Sorry about this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna- Posted March 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 Happy Easter, everyone. Lana73 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrmaJean Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 I'm still finding the spring jokes amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Luna- Posted March 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 Warning: Follow the instructions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Luna- Posted March 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 Lana73 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Luna- Posted March 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 I am still laughing at that last one. This one is so small but maybe it will enlarge if you click on it?ETA: it doesn't. If you can't see, it says We don't just embrace INSANITY here. We feel it up, french kiss it and then buy it a drink.Yes, those are pants on their heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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