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8 Signs A Guy Suffers From SPS (Small Penis Syndrome)

I don’t have exact percentages, but a large number of the male population suffers from the tragic Small Penis Syndrome (SPS for short.) Here are a few ways to tell (without actually having to witness his tiny penis)

1. Overcompensation

This side effect pretty much encompasses the entire list, but can be spotted through a few simple behaviors. Men who have tiny penises normally over compensate by attempting to own expensive things. For example, a man driving a Ferrari probably has a really small dick. By driving a fancy car, a man is pretty much saying, “HEY! Focus on the car, NOT my small penis! PLEASE!” If a man feels the need to wave his money in your face, then he is more than likely the owner of an undersized package. A man with a normal penis knows that once the time comes for you to see see his penis, it will not be a disappointment, and he will not need other tactics such as bribery to keep you around.

2. Vehicles with a lift aka “Jacked Up Trucks”

Being from the South, I unfortunately witness this display of small penisry on a daily basis. Other than the fact that men who drive jacked up trucks are more than likely huge douche bags who still believe women belong in the kitchen, they are definitely suffering from small penis syndrome. This category of men is probably suffering the most, actually. As I like to say, “the bigger the lift, the smaller the dick.” A man’s penis also grows smaller with every inch of camouflage that lines his interior and/or ignorant stickers that refer to the truck they are stuck on. These men usually exert their frustrations with their small penis by revving their engine for no reason. A man with a small penis lets his vehicle serve as his penis. If you need further explanation regarding this topic you can refer to any country song, ever.

3. Unwarranted rage and/or jealousy

Is he jealous when it comes to other men? Or your friends? Or your family? Or your pet? Seriously, I have witnessed my friends’ boyfriends get mad at them about spending time with their family and friends when, apparently, they should have been fondling his tiny dick. Unexplained jealousy and rage are a telltale signs of a small penis, and you should avoid a man with this behavior at all cost. Being the man attached to a small penis is an insecure role; he probably imagines your need for a real penis, and gets very self-conscious in thinking that you’re always out trying to find one. 24/7. Unless you’re at home, with him, or in his truck or Ferrari.

4. Men who are obsessed with their appearance

Men who spend more time grooming themselves than you need to be tattooed with “small penis.” Seriously, if a guy is trying really hard to amp up his game in the looks department, it usually means that you’ll be disappointed when you search for an erection but find a troll of a penis. Signs of this symptom include: tanning, hair gel; tedious/ridiculous gym schedule; any type of silk garment; tight, flared jeans (really any clothing that can be described as “too tight”); and shaving his arms/legs/back in an attempt to resemble a seal. I’m all for manscaping, but unless you’re Michael Phelps and need to eliminate hair in order to gain those extra seconds to glide through the water, you should have arm/leg hair. The inverse of this is refusing to perform any type of grooming because their excessive man hair is the only thing that keeps them feeling adequate. Gross amounts of hair do not make me feel impressed by your manhood; rather, I feel like I’m spooning a bear.

5. Refusing to relate to anything feminine

Men who refuse to relate to anything feminine are probably doing so because their micropenis leaves them feeling like less of a man than it should. Being overly grossed out by periods, denouncing chick flicks, claiming that females cannot be funny, and refusing to do “womanly” activities are a few side effects of this symptom. Your man isn’t a “manly man” just because he hates chick flicks; in fact, he’s probably less of a man than the boyfriend that readily admits to enjoying things that his significant other enjoys (and having sex with them with a real penis.) Nothing solidifies a man’s comfort in his own skin like partaking in anything, whether it’s “feminine” or not. Just because you help with household chores, enjoy watching Girls or even help decorate the house, doesn’t mean you’re any less of a man.

6. He’s dramatic

Men with small penises usually house lots of pent-up frustration (due to the fact that they have small penises), and get annoyed by any and everything. A man that has more drama than an episode of The OC can easily be diagnosed with small penis syndrome. If a man is constantly having drama with his friends, or bitching to you about the stresses of his everyday life (I know, babe, playing X-Box and going to class is super stressful…) then he is more than likely a victim of an undergrown penis. A stable man with a good penis doesn’t have to worry about the petty drama that life brings; after all, he has a great penis, damnit! (We all know that’s what the male psyche boils down to.)

7. Being a “player”

Some of the men who have the most sex suffer from small penis syndrome. These men try to spin the story in their favor and claim that they have so much sex because they’re game is undeniable; however, most of the time when men only have consecutive one night stands, it’s because the your partner was left unsatisfied by their teeny pene. Most of the “players” that I’ve hooked up with have the smallest penises, and the guys whom they usually mock tend to out-perform them 100% in the bedroom. Sorry, bro, that “freak” in the band has a way bigger penis than you, and deep down, you know this. So go ahead and tell the world that you’re infamous for never calling girls back or being with a different person every night, but at the end of the day it doesn’t matter because… small penis.

8. Miscellaneous

There are some professions/miscellaneous things that require you to have a small penis. Here’s a brief list: owning a Mustang, being obsessed with your fraternity (TFM, BRO!), being mean to animals to assert your dominance, refusing to drink light beer or admit that anything but angus beef steak is your favorite food, thinking copious amounts of drugs and/or alcohol will magically grow your penis, doing steroids (apparently this has a literal effect on the size of your penis), thinking (and telling people) that you could ever be Don Draper (or really any of the men on Mad Men), and finally, carrying a weapon at all times because if all else fails, your tiny penis is never going to protect you from harm.

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and as usual there's a gaggle of bitches giving her a high five for nailing us pathetic losers.

I guess what she's saying is if you have a small dick it means you're an asshole too.

http://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/05/8-signs-a-guy-suffers-from-sps-small-penis-syndrome/#comment-1743889937

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I have a serious question. Once you've read an article or watched a video that is offensive, I'm guessing you then understand there are some clueless and rude people writing and saying these things. So, once you've read an article or watched a video, why do you do so again?

I can't think of a good reason.

Would someone enlighten me?

ken, it's like an addiction. sometimes you know something is bad for you but you just can't help it. and sometimes you're seeking something positive but you just can't seem to find it, and all you find is harmful garbage. and once you start with the garbage, you can't stop; or you do stop after a certain point, but after the damage is done.

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ken, it's like an addiction. sometimes you know something is bad for you but you just can't help it. and sometimes you're seeking something positive but you just can't seem to find it, and all you find is harmful garbage. and once you start with the garbage, you can't stop; or you do stop after a certain point, but after the damage is done.

Something like that. For me it's a sort of double take. Did I just read what I think I read? surely not. People can't be that shitty. So I go back again to see if it's still there. Yep sure enough ..it was real. People really are that shitty.

What I'm puzzled by is what motivates people to write stuff like this. What did the author gain by writing it?

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Something like that. For me it's a sort of double take. Did I just read what I think I read? surely not. People can't be that shitty. So I go back again to see if it's still there. Yep sure enough ..it was real. People really are that shitty.

What I'm puzzled by is what motivates people to write stuff like this. What did the author gain by writing it?

getting more attention for one thing. i mean who'd be interested in reading "all people are great and attractive and......."?

another thing is pleasure through putting others down, bullying of sorts.

and i'm sure there are other reasons and agendas as well.

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2) Some members are still curious as to which types of women dislike small penises, and the prevalence of this preference within those groups as well as the level of their disdain.

Also knowing which types of women prefer a big penis. I think a lot of us secretly wish that the size queens were a certain type of women. The whore. the easy lay, women with "loose morals" and loose vaginas. Sad fact is they are every woman. It could be your neighbor, your best friend, the woman you work with, your mother, your sister, your niece. It's loud obnoxious women, it's shy women, it's large women, it's petite women, it's young women, it's old women, it's pretty women, it's ugly women, it's women of all nationalities and races.

I found this out after spending time at a dating site for women in search of well endowed men. Sure a lot of the profiles both female and male are fake but a good portion are not and sure a certain percentage of the women's search criteria start at 5 or 6 inches but most seem to want 8 and above.

The only thing about that place that didn't dishearten me was after looking through a good portion of the men's profiles I realized the majority of the men were there looking for other men. They're gay LOL.

I'm not quite as pessimistic as small. I do believe there are a lot of women out there that truly do not care that much about the size of a guys dick. It's hard to know what the percentages are. I don't trust polls or surveys. They tend to be small samples and people lie. I think the anti small dick crowd are the loudest group. Let's face it women who don't care about size have no reason to post stupid blogs or express their thoughts in any way so all we tend to hear or at least hear more are those that have no problem laughing at us or mocking us.

I truly believe women have no idea what having a penis is like. Why should they women have nothing that compares to a penis. I guess the vagina is similar to a penis in some ways. A woman has to have one and it has to be working in order to have sex but apart from some serious medical issues that can arise there isn't much a vagina can do to cause problems during sex. As long as a woman doesn't spend a lot of time shoving baseball bats up her koochie, size won't be a problem. I'm sure there is a small percentage of women who are exceptionally small. (if any ladies reading this fit this description, hit me up LOL)

The biggest difference of course is women get to go through life without an endless barrage of jokes and putdowns because of their size of their vagina. I'm sure they may run into guys from time to time who may be assholes and say stuff but that's different than what we have to go through. Can anyone remember seeing a movie or TV show where a woman is made fun of because of her vagina or breasts for that matter?

What I don't understand is how so many women can make jokes about small dicks even though they know how sensitive it is to us guys. We know this because they use it as a putdown or for revenge so often. It's like they have no empathy for us at all.

What annoys me is when women try to assuage our fears and insecurities by telling us how there's more to pleasing a woman than the penis. Then they go into detail about all the ways a woman can be turned on and how you can use your mouth, fingers or toys to do what your penis can't. They reduce the penis to nothing more than a tool. I don't know about you guys but my penis means much more to me than that. It's part of what makes me a man. It defines my masculinity to a large degree. It's not the only thing but it is a major part of it. Be laughed at about anything is never pleasant but being laughed at because of your penis is a brutal cut and yet so many women seem to enjoy it.

Another thing I hate is when asked about size women say "size doesn't matter. It's more about what you do with it" :) then add something like " I was with a guy who had a big one once and I must admit it was really good" :(

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Signs that a woman is suffering from OLVS (Overly large vagina symptom)

1) she's a bitch

2) wears too much makeup

3) nails are always fake

4) makes shitty SPS blogs

5) overuse of the phrases: literally, cant even, oh my god

6) constant sex with random guys who never call them back because of their OLV

if a guy posted something like this.... we would be branded misogynistic, rude, butthurt, etc etc

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ken, it's like an addiction. sometimes you know something is bad for you but you just can't help it. and sometimes you're seeking something positive but you just can't seem to find it, and all you find is harmful garbage. and once you start with the garbage, you can't stop; or you do stop after a certain point, but after the damage is done.

I think it has more to do with searching for validation to why you always feel bad for yourself. I think some of you guys need those comments to feel alive. How can you read such an article and be angry about it? How can you not see through the shallowness, the bullshit, the whatnot etc.?

- Owning a mustang..

- Being mean to animals..

- A man with a small penis lets his vehicle serve as his penis..

- If a man is constantly having drama with his friends, or bitching to you about the stresses of his everyday life.. (sounds like my typical working friends)

This is some high class fucking bullshit. But then again, so is that whole site and the people commenting underneath.

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My two cents here. Some women really and truly do not care about the size of a man's penis. Sex, to me, is loving expression and that isn't about body parts; it's about human beings sharing vulnerability and tenderness with one another. I have a deep respect for that.

Why give power to the cruel and disrespectful voices? Why not give power to the kind and caring women who would respect and love you as you are? Those videos make me sick and angry as well.

If you read something that triggers you, try and step away and don't respond right away. I know that can be challenging. Go back, when you feel less emotional, and reread the response that set you off without adding emotion to it. Most often strong responses are about the person having the strong response. All of us are human, we all get set off at times, it happens to me too. I am hoping we can be kind to and respectful with one another with an openness to understanding. We're all here because we struggle with something.

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My two cents here. Some women really and truly do not care about the size of a man's penis. Sex, to me, is loving expression and that isn't about body parts; it's about human beings sharing vulnerability and tenderness with one another. I have a deep respect for that.

Why give power to the cruel and disrespectful voices? Why not give power to the kind and caring women who would respect and love you as you are? Those videos make me sick and angry as well.

you're forgetting two things, or one and a half things:

1- many guys aren't (currently) interested in the sharing vulnerability and tenderness, and just wanna have wild sex with hot women, and blowing those women's minds the way nature intended (meaning not needing to compensate with certain skills ans so on).

2- some guys can't even find the type of woman you're talking about. in this day and age, and in many places, specially the more "liberated" countries, these types of women are increasingly difficult to come by.

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I can understand that #1 is what some men want, but could it be that some may feel that way because they fear they can't have the other? I can understand too that it's hard to find kind, caring people to be with, I just hope there is an openness to the possibilities.

well, it's likely that some may feel that way for that reason, but not all, or even most (including me).

as to the openness to the possibilities, well not to rain on your parade, but some of us (not all) are clearly doomed.

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I think what women like Irma don't understand is that finding the kind of woman you are talking about (those that truly don't care about size) is a crapshoot for us guys. Let's face it there are women who care about dick size and women who don't. Trouble is we have absolutely no idea which group a woman fits into when we meet her. It's not like women go around saying "Hi I'm Sherry and I prefer 7 inches and up" or "Hi I'm Heather and I'm fine with 3 inches"

There are stories on here of the humiliating experiences guys have had when girls have found out how small his dick is. The rejection. It's the fear of this that keeps a lot of guys from even pursuing women. Perhaps if the women who truly do not care made themselves known it would be easier for us.

I think a lot of this is age related. Young women are more likely to be the "size matters" crowd and as they mature they realize there's more to it than size. It's not all of them though and there are still plenty of older women who are size queens. I guess it comes down to personality in the end.

Can you link the site please?

Which site?

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I have a question for anyone who wants to answer. I got into a conversation about all this stuff, penis size and how it effects guys, with a female friend of mine. We got around to talking about that song Short Dick Man and I said I couldn't believe they wrote a song whose lyrics consist of the worst things you can say to a guy. She disagreed and said that she didn't think that was the worst thing you could say to a guy. So I asked her what did she think would be worse? She said calling him stupid would be worse. I'm like WTF? you think calling a guy stupid is worse than ridiculing him for having a small dick?

What do you guys think?

It's conversations like this that I've had with women that leads me to believe that they just don't get it. Probably never will either.

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I have a question for anyone who wants to answer. I got into a conversation about all this stuff, penis size and how it effects guys, with a female friend of mine. We got around to talking about that song Short Dick Man and I said I couldn't believe the wrote a song whose lyrics consist of the worse things you can say to a guy. She disagreed and said that she didn't think that was the worse thing you could say to a guy. So I asked her what did she think would be worse? She said calling him stupid would be worse. I'm like WTF? you think calling a guy stupid is worse than ridiculing him for having a small dick?

What do you guys think?

It's conversations like this that I've had with women that leads me to believe that they just don't get it. Probably never will either.

no offense glenn, but you seem to associate with some pretty stupid chicks.

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