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Diet Coke


Blossom

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i LOVE diet coke:)

it's my most favouritest drink in the whole wide world because it makes me happy:D

it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, [kinda like alcohol but in a different sorta way]

i think it makes me kinda high aswel:) it also makes me not hungry and it fills me up and it's low fat and it helllllllps me survvvive!!!

i found this poem on the internet:

An Ode To Diet Coke

Oh, caffeinated

Diet Coke,

I give these great praises to thee!

When I can stay up

Though I'm tired enough

To find humor in late-night TV.

Your taste is truly

Something else

Entirely, oh my friend.

My favorite food,

Though you rot at my teeth

And may give me cancer or bends

I write you odes

Though I have but few hours

To finish my style critique

And study for that test

In Euro tomorrow

Over all Chapter the Seventeenth.

Oh no, I may

Have homework in Deutsch

That you just reminded me of --

How wonderful are you,

Oh Diet Coke,

My ginseng, my Prozac, my love!

Oh, Coca-Cola

The most mem'rable of

All the things e'er to shoot out my nose

(That fateful day

In chess club)

Though it hurt like goodness knows.

Ok, so maybe the

Cooked spring pea

Was just about as memorable.

But this isn't an ode

To cooked spring peas --

Its an ode to Diet Coke.

The hours trudge on,

But it matters not,

For soon 'twill be early, not late --

But you cannot rest,

My delectable chum,

As we approach your expiration date.

So I'll drink of the wine

I'm allowed before

I turn twenty-one in this state.

I just want you to know,

Oh Coke, Diet Coke,

That I think you're real, real great.

Elyse Yeager

i think i feel the same way as the lady that wrote it.

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I tripped up 5 times today, i nearly got hit by a car, i got rained on, i found out that therapy tomorrow isnt cancelled aafter all, i can't feel my wrist, i have 2 bloody knees and a cut hand:mad:

i dunno..

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Ouch ...

You know, I managed to break my wrist, when I was a kid, just by falling on it funny. It felt weird immediately, so I knew I had broken it ... Would you consider an X-ray? Oh, and getting some plasters from the chemist?

I'm not going to count getting rained on, that must be every day ... ;-)

How did therapy get un-cancelled? Can't you re-cancel it?

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i don't think it's broken. it just doesn't feel right. no i don't like doctors. i went and bought some plasters.. that's how i nearly got hit by a car:(

there was supposed to be a strike tomorrow and college was supposed to be closed but now it's not happening.

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i look up to check if it's raaaaaaaaaining duh!!!

i caaaaaaaaaaaan't stayyyyyyyy homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:) i'm going toooooooo an auction!!! a boy auction:)

it's ok i think irish people are allowed drinko n the streetss because it's normal

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