YOTH Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 I've mentioned before that I'm still surprised by how much the old boy grows. I'm the absolute epitome an extreme grower, or an extreme shrinker, both are accurate. LostBoy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Small Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 @YOTH The old boy? That's an interesting name to call your penis. What about everyone else - do you guys have habitual names for your penises even if it's internal monologue? I've noticed that I only ever label mine a penis as I believe Cock should be reserved for the larger sizes. I've never liked the word dick much, seems delinquent to me. Lodz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostBoy Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Small said: What about everyone else - do you guys have habitual names for your penises even if it's internal monologue? "Little guy" Im not very creative but the title fits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Small Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 1 hour ago, lostboy1 said: "Little guy" Im not very creative but the title fits. Sigh. Sorry. Bad joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lodz Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 23 hours ago, RonaldU said: 50% of people are between 3" and 4" flaccid another 25% is bigger than that... from the other 25% around a 15% is close to 3" and the other ones are trying not to be seen... In my experience (locker rooms and sex clubs), most i've seen are right around 3". A 4" flaccid (fully soft, not semi) is pretty darn big. Some study i read (too lazy to dig up the source now), said 2.9 was the average flaccid size, and that sounds about right to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lodz Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 22 hours ago, Small said: do you guys have habitual names for your penises even if it's internal monologue? I've noticed that I only ever label mine a penis as I believe Cock should be reserved for the larger sizes. I've never liked the word dick much, seems delinquent to me. I've had a number of pitiful demeaning names for it, but never one that stuck. For me, it's a constant battle between self-deprecating fantasies and wanting to be okay with my size. But I also never call mine a cock for the same reason. Whenever i did in the past, it just felt wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOTH Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 I call mine Ringo. He's the probably the least impressive of any given bunch, but he has a certain charm and can keep a fucking beat. LostBoy and Lodz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klingsor Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 I call mine Limp Bizkit. YOTH, Lodz, Victimorthecrime and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victimorthecrime Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Modest Mouse Lodz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lodz Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 3 3/4 inch nails LostBoy and Victimorthecrime 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOTH Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Ding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klingsor Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Honestly I should name mine Nosferatu because I make sure it's invisible to any mirrors in my apt and I refrain from touching it except to urinate and masturbate out of sight. LostBoy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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