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paula

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Okay, who's hoarding all the jokes? :-)

Hmm, there's one I know, from the movie The Pink Panther Strikes Back, I think.

A man walks into a shop.

He sees a small dog, and bends over to pet it, but it growls at him.

He straightens up and asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"

The shopkeeper looks at him and says, "No."

The man bends to pet the dog again, but it fastens its teeth on his hand.

With the dog still hanging off the end of his arm, the man protests, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"

The shopkeeper says, with a little smile on his face, "That is not my dog."

Okay, Allan, OCDmom challenged you to give us one of your jokes. Let's hear it. :-)

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