Guest ASchwartz Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Just a reminder that the Lounge is a place where everyone can relax, share poety, post jokes and just have a nice time without worrying about problems. The other forums are for that.So, sit back and relax and submit interesting, funny and fun things here.Allan:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetSue Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Hi Allan Ok this is a really lame joke......... but it made me smile.A boy had reached four without giving up the habbit of sucking his thumb, though his mother tried everything from bribery to reasoning and even at one point painting his thumb with lemom juice, to try and discourage the habbit. Finally out of frustration she threats "If you dont stop sucking your thumb, your stomache is going to swell up like a balloon."Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on the bench. The four year old, looked at her for a moment, then spoke to her "Uh-oh,.... I know what you've been doing."Take care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbally abused? Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 I don't think that joke was lame Sue. I think it is very cute! It hits home a little! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endlessnight Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 I found this by accident yesterday while checking news headlines (I thought it was 'for real' at first:o). After spending hours going through their pages (I found the TV, Arts, Culture particularly hilarious oh and the Celebrity page also!) I think it's very funny BUT - warning:some of it might be considered offensive.http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/06/21/stonehenge-attacked/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soaring eagle Posted July 2, 2011 Report Share Posted July 2, 2011 This memory often makes me smile:)Several years ago my son around 7 we've gone to visit grandma and she came out with some cookies and says to him *Here its lady fingers* so my son replies *Did these lady fingers hurt?* gotta love kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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