I'm not a misogynist

[Victimorthecrime]

I bet Vladimir Klitschko has a positively gargantuan cock. I would love to hear the sound a woman makes getting fucked by that giant. I'm sure Victoria Nuland has been pulverized by him more than once on diplomatic visits. Could this be the reason she flippantly said, "fuck the EU" in that phone tape because she was really thinking about Vladi's enormous uncut Ukrainian schlong?

I saw a documentary that said impotency was the reason for his rage. But who knows, I saw one about Richard "Zodiac" Ramirez that said the same thing.

[Victimorthecrime]

Well, considering I had mine sliced on by a doctor when I was just a mewling baby straight out of my mother's womb while my screaming protestations went ignored and the fact that there has been research into circumcision and penis size, then yes, I suppose I do have a thing for uncut dicks. Circumcision is a horrendous violation.

Totally agree. It used to be justified as a hygiene issue but soap is readily available in the Western world so it's just the first manifestation of society's hatred of men.

[Guest Klingsor]

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[Victimorthecrime]

Oh I am thinking of a different guy, an infamous Russian serial killer.

[Jessie]

Yeah, you're probably right. Being cut fits with the rest of my overall hideousness and deformities, so I guess it's only natural my idiot parents would "do what the doc says" and have me circumcised based on some archaic American custom that is itself a clinging holdover from Old Testament ridiculousness. Such is the witless piety of conservative, evangelical Christianity. I'm beginning to sympathize with Dvn now.

in the uk you only get cut if you are muslim or jewish- I'm neither

on the other hand i have heard many usa women say uncut is gross.

And I knew a guy at school who was cut and huge and all the girls loved him so being cut doesnt put the girls off for sure, in the uk or usa.

[woteva]

Oh I am thinking of a different guy, an infamous Russian serial killer.

Ukrainian serial killer Andrei Chikatilo. I sat through a documentary about him where the people I was watching with were laughing throughout about the fact he had to impregnate his wife with his hands. If only they knew.

[Mardi Gras]

I bet Vladimir Klitschko has a positively gargantuan cock. I would love to hear the sound a woman makes getting fucked by that giant. I'm sure Victoria Nuland has been pulverized by him more than once on diplomatic visits. Could this be the reason she flippantly said, "fuck the EU" in that phone tape because she was really thinking about Vladi's enormous uncut Ukrainian schlong?

If you quit watching that kind of porn you might have less SPS issues.

if you believe in "nature" and "evolution", i've already been down that road with other members, and i don't wanna start that debate again.

some of what you say is true for sps but not for actual small penis.

It's all true for tiny little pipi's and for normal pipi's that think they're tiny. Both work...they both piss and have a sensitive spot that if you tickle it...SEMEN SHOOTS OUT and gets girls pregnant :*(((

I'm separating the pain I feel from thoughts that are irrational, illogical, unfounded, ridiculous, etc. It's the different between real life and the awful exaggerated drama that goes on in my head. The awful stuff is still there, I think we all have it, right? But I'm just learning to recognize the difference between what is real life and what I'm making worse by being dramatic.

A few of my favorite examples:

Awful exaggeration: I have the world's tiniest penis.

Real life: I have a penis smaller than most men.

Awful exaggeration: My small penis is the reason that the sky is grey, I can't quit drugs, I can't make friends, I can't be happy.

Real life: Sometimes I get really depressed about my small penis. My depression makes it difficult to enjoy other things in my life completely unrelated to my penis size.

Awful exaggeration: No woman could ever love a man as hideous as me.

Real life: There are a lot of women way more concerned about important things, like intelligence, financial security, emotional stability, loyalty, parental abilities etc. than XbyX penis size. Maybe it takes a more patient woman, a more compassionate one, maybe I have to accept some of her faults as she accepts mine. Is that what they call love?

Awful exaggeration: Okay sure she loves me for me and not for my cock. (darn?) But having a small penis means no woman will ever get sexual pleasure from me and my wife is doomed to a life devoid of sexual gratification.

Real life: I make girls scream and squirt and flop around like retards with my hands and mouth. They're absolutely brainless when I'm done with them and they always enjoy falling asleep in my massively muscular arms. When I feel like stretching them out, and I do enjoy doing it, I do it with 1 of 2 toys I have for that, or if they're really relaxed...my fist. And not all of them, but most that I can stretch out like that can still feel tight for me later the same night. Oh the miracles of a woman who does her kagels.

In regards to circumcision... I'm pretty okay with my circumcision. Sure, it's a cultural thing, but I don't think it made me any smaller. Jesus, they're not lopping the tip of your spear off, just part of the scabbard lol...

Also I have an apadravya so I guess I embrace "body modification".

[Mardi Gras]

in the uk you only get cut if you are muslim or jewish- I'm neither

on the other hand i have heard many usa women say uncut is gross.

And I knew a guy at school who was cut and huge and all the girls loved him so being cut doesnt put the girls off for sure, in the uk or usa.

Yeah, you're probably right. Being cut fits with the rest of my overall hideousness and deformities, so I guess it's only natural my idiot parents would "do what the doc says" and have me circumcised based on some archaic American custom that is itself a clinging holdover from Old Testament ridiculousness. Such is the witless piety of conservative, evangelical Christianity. I'm beginning to sympathize with Dvn now.

America isn't old enough to have anything archaic about it, especially customs. Not to mention archaic by definition means, "out of practice" so I guess circumcision isn't......

The other guy from another culture blamed it on Jews and the Muslims, you came out of left field with some blatant hate towards Christianity (the denomination I have to assume your STUPID parents are) and my Wikipedia search said it's been around for about 6 millennia. I'm gonna say Wikipedia is probably the most correct.

The self deprecation in the same sentence that you whine about your AWFUL MORONIC parents is really too much. Grow the fuck up, kid.

[Guest Klingsor]

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[Resolute]

i actually agree with you on most of what's in that post, klingsor, believe it or not; however, my belief is that the world is about 10,000 yrs old, give or take.

[someone555]

i actually agree with you on most of what's in that post, klingsor, believe it or not; however, my belief is that the world is about 10,000 yrs old, give or take.

http://creation.com/ is the website for Creation Ministries International

http://www.icr.org/ is the website for Institute for Creation Research

both have good reads for a young earth based view on everything from geology to biology and everything inbetween

back on topic...... actually i don't even know what this thread topic is about anymore haha

[Guest Klingsor]

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[Mardi Gras]

http://creation.com/ is the website for Creation Ministries International

http://www.icr.org/ is the website for Institute for Creation Research

both have good reads for a young earth based view on everything from geology to biology and everything inbetween

back on topic...... actually i don't even know what this thread topic is about anymore haha

i actually agree with you on most of what's in that post, klingsor, believe it or not; however, my belief is that the world is about 10,000 yrs old, give or take.

Hold on...

How can you two be serious about that? 10,000 years old? Young earth=6000 years old?

What time period did you two grow up in? Who was responsible for your education? What area of the world?

Staunchly religious?

Hey klingsor, this is the definition of archaic: Young earth. Creationism. 6000 year old earth. None of those things are real. All fantasy, invented by man a long time ago....proved (yeah I said it, proved) wrong.

These things aren't real. Religion can be persuaded into agreement with modern science. And if not, spirituality certainly can coexist with it.

I'm a deeply spiritual person and I know better than a young earth.

I'm just astonished to find....anybody.

No I wouldn't because I've seen naked men with large penises in real life and I've heard women getting fucked by men with with large penises in real life.

Yeah but watching it every day on tv and beating off to it is another story. I'm just saying...you know, not to do the things that could potentially exacerbate a known medical condition. Like for diabetics, they probably shouldn't be eating candy bars every day. Yeah I know, they've eaten a candy bar once before. A King Size one (no size pun intended). But that doesn't mean it's healthy to do every day, right?? I'm just saying that I know when I look at rowdy ass porn a lot I sorta have more SPS problems. Maybe you would benefit from watching a little less rowdy fuckin' porn. That's all.

What is the difference? The effects are ultimately the same. It's simply another perspective of the same problem.

The difference is drastic, the difference is causation. Obviously the effect is the same, identical, no difference. But when you accurately identify the cause, then you can do something about the effect. The truth is that I don't have a problem with my small penis, it feels good when I tickle the sensitive spot...it pees (albeit sometimes on my shoes, the short bastard)...it works. My depression is what makes my life suck.

Why can't a man with a large or even "normal" penis provide intelligence, financial security, emotional stability, loyalty, parental abilities, etc? Why does a woman today even require these things? What if a man with a small penis is also stupid, broke, depressed, desperately clingy, and a neglectful parent? Why should she accept faults if hers are correspondingly much less?

Why does a woman today even require these things? Is that a real question? Why does "today"'s woman require these things? Are you suggesting that yesterday's woman didn't require these things? Because I'm pretty sure they're just as important today as they have been for a few thousand years. Maybe you've never met a real woman, other than your mother?

And if the guy is stupid, broke, depressed, clingy, shitty day, abusive, etc. etc. then the guy sucks...no matter how 1MILLIONx1MILLION (that's huge) his penis is. Or if he's the inverse, 1/1MILLIONx1/1MILLION (that's tiny) he still sucks. My posit is that the other things are way more important to way more women than XbyX.

But not the women people here on the SPS forum quote, of course. Not the things we pull from YouTube or Yahoo! Answers. We only quote the ones that ridicule, embarrass, harass and belittle us. You guys know, the really ignorant bitches that make it on TV, the ones that have to talk loud and wear sluttly clothes and excessive makeup and make vulgar jokes about us. Those......awesome....chicks......in the minority. That's who we pay attention to, right? wtf....

You say the importance attributed to dick size is exaggerated, yet you can't resist the urge to brag about your "massively muscled" physique. What if a guy is genetically and physically incapable of developing "massively muscled" arms? Is he exaggerating when he feels the same about having skinny, scrawny arms and physique as a guy with a small penis would about his lack of dick? Do you not feel a certain assurance, confidence, and satisfaction when you walk around in the gym or in town around other guys because you are "massively muscled"? Do you not view the skinny, scrawny guys as pathetic and should just "kill themselves" because there is obviously something wrong and mother nature never lies, karma is a bitch, they must have roasted an infant in a previous life kind of wrong?

The point with that is to illustrate that being born with an emasculating condition hasn't prevented me from being a stereotypical man. I used to be the scrawny guy that couldn't do physical stuff, it took years of hard work and I changed it. Too bad we can't change everything about our physique with years of hard work, huh guys??

I can think of one guy at my gym in a fucking wheelchair that puts out more than most of the douchebags (I'm thinking of you, klingon) with 4 working appendages do. Heart impresses me.

I feel assurance, confidence and satisfaction from knowing that I'm an honest person, I bend over backwards for my loved ones, I make a tremendous positive contribution to the world I live in on a daily basis...and most days my dirty little secret, that I was born with a laughable penis, I don't let effect me. I don't need a big penis to be a good person to people. And good people show gratitude for it. That's my armor, not the diameter of my arms. My excess strength is only in case I need to lend some.

But in the case of circumcision, you don't ask for it or give permission for it to be done. It is a violation, plain and simple, unless you can give me proof that it is medically necessary for a newborn human male's proper development or health.

I did my 15 minutes of internet research (that was with a sarcastic inflection, as a student in a master's program I'll take this opportunity to inform you that your google-youtube-wikipedia research doesn't mean shit to anybody) and found that some people think it's good, some think it's bad, whatever. It's probably less smelly...in fact I know that's true from what girls tell me. And I know I'm less sensitive, which for most guys is a good thing...although I've gotten it back with the piercing thank goodness. It's part of our culture, you shouldn't be surprised it was done to you, your parents aren't idiots for having you circumcised...your parents are idiots for not policing your TV and video game and internet usage.

[Mardi Gras]

Well, putting aside the fact that the Old Testament supposedly dates to the beginning of the world which most fundamentalists agree is 6000 years old, I really only would like to know what you think I should do with myself once I "grow the fuck up" since you seem to know better than me what my circumstances are.

Also, what qualifies you to say what actually is "real life"? Because it's what your ego demands you to believe? Because you can break someone's arm and shove their face in feces if they disagree with you? Why should I accept that you and only you know what "real life" is? Or is it majority opinion what constitutes real life? I mean, we all know how rational, level- headed, and accepting large groups of people are in the midst of a minority who disagrees with them...

I'm actually pretty weak at math but I'll try to line this up for you in a series of equations...

"real life" = "your experience" - "your emotional overreaction"

"awful exaggeration" = "real life" * "the negative hype you bought into"

"all the bullshit SPS sufferers have chosen to believe" = ("what grabs attention on TV" + "ignorant pop culture") * "kind-hearted, sensitive, people"

Whenever you grow up you should be a man and do some man-type shit which, to real men, is to use all the strengths that you've been blessed with to make somebody else's life better.

[Resolute]

Hold on...

How can you two be serious about that? 10,000 years old? Young earth=6000 years old?

What time period did you two grow up in? Who was responsible for your education? What area of the world?

Staunchly religious?

Hey klingsor, this is the definition of archaic: Young earth. Creationism. 6000 year old earth. None of those things are real. All fantasy, invented by man a long time ago....proved (yeah I said it, proved) wrong.

These things aren't real. Religion can be persuaded into agreement with modern science. And if not, spirituality certainly can coexist with it.

I'm a deeply spiritual person and I know better than a young earth.

I'm just astonished to find....anybody.

perhaps i misspoke. what i actually meant was that it has been about 10,000 years since the first human (our first ancestor) was put on earth, and not how old the earth itself, or the universe are.

[Guest Klingsor]

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[Jessie]

perhaps i misspoke. what i actually meant was that it has been about 10,000 years since the first human (our first ancestor) was put on earth, and not how old the earth itself, or the universe are.

but t-rex bones are older than that,,,

the KT boundary is older than that,,

[Resolute]

but t-rex bones are older than that,,,

the KT boundary is older than that,,

i said "first human", not first dinosaur. the earth could be millions of years old, or more; and there certainly were other creatures (beings) before us, some of which might resemble apes or humans, hence the confusion among evolutionists and the likes.

[Jessie]

i said "first human", not first dinosaur. the earth could be millions of years old, or more; and there certainly were other creatures (beings) before us, some of which might resemble apes or humans, hence the confusion among evolutionists and the likes.

oh yeah- sorry - misread

but i thought humans had been around 200,000 years….

[Resolute]

oh yeah- sorry - misread

but i thought humans had been around 200,000 years….

regardless of which of us is right, our lives would remain just as shitty.

[Mardi Gras]

oh yeah- sorry - misread

but i thought humans had been around 200,000 years….

Homo Sapiens...yeah something like that.

I saw once that all humans are first of the country they were born in, and second all humans are Iraqi's. The Garden of Eden is supposed to be where the Tigris and Euphrates meet and the oldest traces of what we call human culture have been found there.....really cool stuff.

Never mind. Pointless.

That's right, go sulk.

[Guest Klingsor]

That's right, go sulk.

I don't sulk, I suck my thumb and strew my dirty diapers all over the house. I said it was pointless because it's déjà vu all over again, right down to the insults, and I'm not going to restate what I've already discussed in hundreds of old posts about the foundational causes of our antagonism - ego, self efficacy, intent, and success - with members more intelligent and much less obnoxious than you. I'm a reminder that there are ineffectual people in the world who defy every application of your magical, relativistic thinking, and for whom I have given reasons and posed fundamental questions about why they face the brutal, vicious, insulting intolerance of democratic crusaders of brotherly love like yourself. Victimofbullying started a prescient topic dealing with this very basic question in another sub forum; you obviously have received or effected an ability to see into other peoples lives and the ontological causes for why a certain individual "just sucks" to a greater degree than the individual himself, therefore, I suggest you sow your wisdom there for everyone's benefit as well. The bottom line is that you don't like me because there is an instinctual basis for this dislike that is fully grounded in our opposing situations, and I really don't give a shit or have any reason to expect I'll get anything besides insults and unsolicited, pseudo-intellectual harangues for my efforts to respond to you.

[someone555]

Hold on...

How can you two be serious about that? 10,000 years old? Young earth=6000 years old?

What time period did you two grow up in? Who was responsible for your education? What area of the world?

Staunchly religious?

Hey klingsor, this is the definition of archaic: Young earth. Creationism. 6000 year old earth. None of those things are real. All fantasy, invented by man a long time ago....proved (yeah I said it, proved) wrong.

These things aren't real. Religion can be persuaded into agreement with modern science. And if not, spirituality certainly can coexist with it.

I'm a deeply spiritual person and I know better than a young earth.

I'm just astonished to find....anybody.

i didnt say i'm a young-universe christian, i just thought he may be and he may find those reads enjoyable

i said "first human", not first dinosaur. the earth could be millions of years old, or more; and there certainly were other creatures (beings) before us, some of which might resemble apes or humans, hence the confusion among evolutionists and the likes.

here's a brain teaser for you Resolute, Mark 10:6 states Jesus as saying "But from the beginning of the creation, God made them (human) male and female". That would state humans have been around since the very beginning, which wouldnt make sense if its billions of years, but it would if you are under the young-earth viewpoint

Just playing devil's advocate here

[mts]

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[Guest glennj]

In regards to circumcision... I'm pretty okay with my circumcision. Sure, it's a cultural thing, but I don't think it made me any smaller. Jesus, they're not lopping the tip of your spear off, just part of the scabbard lol...

Also I have an apadravya so I guess I embrace "body modification".

I'm the same. I like my cut penis. I hate the way uncut dicks look. Whatever floats your boat though hey.