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Bad Things You Did Growing Up


AmericanPsycho

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I've done plenty of bad things growing up. Would you believe that I turned out okay? Here's a list:eek:

1. I boobie-trapped the yard countless times but quit after I became a victim of one of my traps.

2. I'd scrub the toilet bowl with "family" member's tooth brushes and not sterilize them afterwards.

3. I took a s*** in the neighbor's driveway a few times.

4. Wiped my rearend with the lunch meat in the fridge.

5. I made "Bee Grenades" by collecting Bees and Wasps in small glass jars to chuck at crowds of people.

6. Chased my peers with lethal items.

7. Put nails right behind car tires so the drivers would flatten them.

8. Shot porch light out with a BB Gun.

9. Filled cheap condoms up with a little bit of milk and threw them on neighbor's porches.

10. Put tacks on teacher's chairs.

11. Dig trenches on trails to watch people fly over the handlbars of their bicycles.

12. Superglued locks.

13. Loosened the brakes on my peer's bicycles.

14. Put pet hair in "family" mamber's pillow sacks that I knew had allergies.

15. Put water in the ashtrays.

16. Took a s*** in the litterbox then blamed the dog,

17. Collected Roaches in a pill bottle then released them in my Egg Donor's house.

18. Put animal feces in "family" member's shoes.

19. Put Vaseline on door knobs.

20. Urinated on the neighbor's cars and houses.

21. Chopped up worms and threw them in the Chili that my sister was cooking.

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More than the list of specific things you did, I'm curious about why you thought they were good ideas at the time.

They sound like things a person might do to people they hate. Is that how you felt about these people? Have your feelings changed at all, since then?

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Ok, Im guilty of Numbers.....1, 12, 15, and more than a few of my own mistakes whilst growing up.:)

Notice I said mistakes - I dont think everything you have on your list is 'bad' and some sound to me just like practical jokes - gone too far! :)

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More than the list of specific things you did' date=' I'm curious about why you thought they were good ideas at the time.

They sound like things a person might do to people they hate. Is that how you felt about these people? Have your feelings changed at all, since then?[/quote']

I guess because I thought it was fun. ome of the people are completely innocent. Most aren't innocent and I hate them as much now as I did then.

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Ok' date=' Im guilty of Numbers.....1, 12, 15, and more than a few of my own mistakes whilst growing up.:)

Notice I said mistakes - I dont think everything you have on your list is 'bad' and some sound to me just like practical jokes - gone too far! :)[/quote']

I wouldn't go saying that SweetSue.

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