Endlessnight Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 I've been doing some 'spring cleaning', going through all the junk that seems to gather over the years and I found something that a friend sent me a while back, but i'd forgotten about. It made me laugh so much, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did...(it's a little long so maybe I should just post a little each day?)The following were answers provided by 6th graders during a history test. Watch the spelling! Some of the best humour is in the misspelling:1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.3. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.4. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.5. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. He died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline. (I think 5 is enough for one day.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.