Why can't we all just get along?

I don't think you'd want to be an oscar meier weiner, you'd just get eaten!

Well, the times I feel really down, being eaten would mean that at least I'd served some purpose! Of course, you could also say that it would mean that I'd been served ...

The unexamined pun is not worth living.

I'm glad I wasn't too cryptic with the Rodney King reference. It was sad that that simple, heartfelt wish generated so much comic mileage. If anyone had a right to ask people to stop rampaging in his name, it was the victim of the horrific beating that started it all. If even he couldn't touch people, who could?