SPS Affect on Everyday Life - Poll

[LostBoy]

It seems like there have been a few polls out lately and, due to the slowing of activity on the forum due to the holidays, I thought that I would add one to keep things interesting.

[PDXsUnHungAndUnsungHero]

1) I've only had a doctor see my junk one time. It sucked, but I wouldn't purposely avoid going to the doctor because of it.

2) I don't have a significant other (hopefully soon though) but I still voted yes because I know that would be the case. I already fuck with it when its flaccid (pulling the skin back), it's like a tick I have when I am naked or taking a piss. Does anyone else have that?

3) No, although I have been meaning to for the sake of these forums. I don't understand guys with really small ones who do because it's always going to be bad news. I sort of understand with medium-small guys because they so badly want to be that normal 5.5 or what not. I think obsessing over tenths of inches ("ohh! I measured 4.325 instead of 4.175 today!") is very unhealthy and just adds stress. Don't get me wrong, I know how much we would kill for that 0.150 inches, but to keep measuring and measuring in hopes that one day you measure a little longer? I mean, I suppose if, since I guess a lot of you guys are using that bath pump or whatever, if you guys wanted to see if that thing was working (and I'm actually interested in the price tag. How much does one cost?)

I have a way of keeping things interesting: Does anyone watch small dick porn? I was watching some a few hours ago and I found a few guys that actually had smaller ones than me. But I wasn't watching it to try to compare or make myself feel better. I can't get off to anything bigger than normal sized ones and I prefer smaller. However I rarely specifically search for "small dick" or what not. And whatever Japanese fuckhole who way back when said "let's censor our porn for some stupid ass reason" needs a good slap up the side of the head. AMWF (I don't know if you guys have ever heard of that) is my favorite but 80-90% of the videos have the dicks/vags censored. It pisses me off. There is one type of small dick porn (which actually makes up a lot of it) that I cannot stand and that is that SPH shit. Man, I found the most arousing video with a guy smaller than me but the girl is fucking talking shit about his dick the whole movie. I can't do that. I also can't do anything where the girl is put under any kind of force (and that includes deepthroat/gagging). Girls are such beautiful and kind creatures (there's a reason they only commit like 1 or 2% of all violent crimes), it's bad enough you're taking away a good part of their dignity, but then you have to take away all of it by abusing and forcing the girls in the videos? And same goes for verbal abuse/forcing too. I will hit close the second the dude says "yeah you little slut".

Oh my God, I hate porn (well 99% of it). There is some good porn out there, though. In fact, I'll quote a genius lyric from a Car Seat Headrest song (Just What I Needed/Not What I Needed) and bow out:
I’ve been waiting all my life
I’ve been waiting for some real good porn
Something with meaning, something fulfilling
I’d like to make my shame count for something

[LostBoy]

1 hour ago, PDXsUnHungAndUnsungHero said:

I already fuck with it when its flaccid (pulling the skin back), it's like a tick I have when I am naked or taking a piss. Does anyone else have that?

I don't do this exactly but when I'm home I'm constantly messing with it. I try to keep my wife from seeing me do it but I have my hand on it a lot. This may be a "guy thing" in general but I'm not sure.

 

1 hour ago, PDXsUnHungAndUnsungHero said:

I don't understand guys with really small ones who do because it's always going to be bad news...   ...I think obsessing over tenths of inches...     ....is very unhealthy and just adds stress.

I have a tendency to obsess sometimes (this seems to come in spurts) about measuring and comparing and I am very small. I don't think I am necessarily hoping to prove the ruler wrong. Here lately it's all about statistics. Since measuring a penis can result in different answers due to many variables (firmness of an erection, amount of give on the skin, time of day/year, etc...) you have to measure many times (at least 30) to get a statistically relevant number. You also have to understand the standard deviation in the sample size. As an example, my non bone pressed erect size seems to vary from 6cm to 7.5cm and this is quite a big difference. (relatively speaking) so the more I measure the closer I get to a good number.

It's a sickness, I know.

[Small]

@lostboy1

Some interesing questions. I don't have a current significant other so I answered in relation to my last one.

[PDXsUnHungAndUnsungHero]

9 hours ago, lostboy1 said:

It's a sickness, I know.

Yeah, that's the biggest thing I have learned since joining the site. I was surprised that not only was I not alone in suffering with this issue but that my suffering is minuscule (no pun intended) to a lot of you guys' in a good majority of cases.

[Sickandtired]

I never liked any Dr seeing me naked but know they are very professional, but I've worked in healthcare so I'd not be keen on nurses and assistants seeing me as I've heard some nurses talk a lot about patients behind their back. My flaccid size is tiny and the thought of going for a procedure and needing a paediatric catheter would be the ultimate shame, although I had to see a urologist and he dispelled this saying I was normal, I still don't believe it. I'm pretty obsessive with looking at penis size studies and measure far too often. If I had a normal dick I doubt I'd even know what bone pressed measurement was. I tend to believe the Kinsey study of 6 inches none bone pressed not 5.2 bone pressed being average. If it was any other body part I would be confident in my abilities to measure correctly.If get a figure of 6 ish pressing into the pubic bone I swear I must be doing it incorrectly. I never look at myself naked in the mirror and hate showering or going to the toilet  even when I'm particularly bad.

[PDXsUnHungAndUnsungHero]

On 12/25/2017 at 1:08 PM, Sickandtired said:

If get a figure of 6 ish pressing into the pubic bone I swear I must be doing it incorrectly

Well if you are even close to getting a measurement of 6 inch bone pressed, you are really not in that bad of shape (especially in comparison to a lot of us here on this website). I try to be understanding of guys like you because I know that even though they don't have a truly small (and I'm talking about laughably small) dick, they often feel that they do and thus they suffer just the same. But I also try to remind them that they are overthinking it and that if they have a bone pressed over 5 inches, it's more in their mind than anything.

[Sickandtired]

Yeah I think I might be jamming the ruler right to the bone and giving myself close to an extra inch and I'm not really fat, to get that figure ha. I appreciate you not being pissed off with me, I'm certainly not humble bragging as being physically disabled sucks and drastically reduces my dating pool. Hope things are going okay for you in what is a rough period of the year especially if your single and lonely.

[PDXsUnHungAndUnsungHero]

8 hours ago, Sickandtired said:

Hope things are going okay for you in what is a rough period of the year especially if your single and lonely.

Thanks man, I'm trying. I hope to not be single and lonely for too much longer.

[SamMann]

1)  I said I don't have a problem being naked in front of my doctor...but....the nurse practitioner that works in his office is a girl I went to high school with and has known me for a very long time.  As typical I get embarrassed and hard wearing just my underwear in the doctor's office and she comes in and looks down and gives a little smile and says how's my little guy doing?  She'll pull on my waistband and look down and say something like still tiny, and then make some comment about me still waiting to hit puberty. By the time the doctor comes in she's grabbed, squeezed and felt my hard little dick a half dozen times and made two dozen comments about how small it is and how bad she feels for my wife. So the doctor comes in and is very professional, like my little dick isn't throbbing and oozing pre-cum. And after he leaves she'll remind me that if my wife ever needs to know what a real man is like she'd love to have my wife join her some night enjoying her husband's huge cock.

2)  It's embarrassing enough that my hard and throbbing dick is still smaller then any of my wife's ex-boyfriend totally flaccid cocks so yeah I try to hide my flaccid dick from her.  Of course she always notices this, and demands me to show it to her, and she'll say we both know it's tiny so just get on with it...there now that wasn't so bad was it, I mean yes the size is but having to show me isn't so bad....and she'll torment me deliciously for the next quarter hour.