Small Posted April 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Resolute said: ya, only because he boosted you from lichtenstein to switzerland. It's quite the upgrade :') I just hope that Klingsor and you give me refuge in your iron clad fortress when the tides of positivity flood my safe space. I'll even fire artillery for you both I promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 refuge request approved. refuge granted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klingsor Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 We have spare bedrooms in the fortress so you can come. Resolute lives in a tall turret and flies bomber jets, while I live in the dungeons and devise plots. We meet for tea and crumb cakes every day at 4 pm in the great hall followed by dinner prepared by our domestic servant, Igor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klingsor Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 "Why must you use that foreign word 'ideals'? We have our own excellent word: 'lies'." - Henrik Ibsen, The Wild Duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 On 01/04/2017 at 4:14 PM, Pax said: while I live in the dungeons and devise plots. Book plots or plots to save the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 1 hour ago, jazz said: Book plots or plots to save the world? to destroy the world lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 Can I get in on this? I'll offer up to humbly serve. I'm 50% Viking, we'll get pissed and go berserker on their a$$es. Valhalla bound! Small 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, retr0john said: I'll offer up to humbly serve. Don't worry, Igor is already doing that according to Pax...You could probably help on some bombing raids from Resolute's lofty turret gone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 5 hours ago, retr0john said: Can I get in on this? I'll offer up to humbly serve. I'm 50% Viking, we'll get pissed and go berserker on their a$$es. the more the merrier. one thing tho... do you think your wife would let you come out and play? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Small Posted April 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Quite the unit we have going. Now all we need are oppressors. Set sail to the sps forums captain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Small said: Set sail to the sps forums captain? steady as she goes, mr. sulu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 11 hours ago, Resolute said: the more the merrier. one thing tho... do you think your wife would let you come out and play? She'd be glad to get me out from under foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 so whipped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Small Posted April 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 I take a swig of rum before throwing the bottle overboard, and lift the anchor on our dated, warhardened vessel, which begins a sheepish crawl out of it's makeshift dock. Drawing my rusty little dagger, squeezing the hilt as I point it at poor ole Jazz. "Coming with wee lass? Or along the plank ye walk!" My sinister grin exposes a few rotten teeth before I look back at my crew expecting a wall of amused laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 18 hours ago, retr0john said: I'm 50% Viking Just being totally nosy, but what is the other 50%? Scottish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 40 minutes ago, Small said: Drawing my rusty little dagger, squeezing the hilt as I point it is that a metaphorical dagger or literal? Small and Victimorthecrime 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 @jazz dont take what small said seriously; he's just messing with you. either way, you mustn't fear anything, since i'm the captain . jazz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 4 hours ago, Resolute said: so whipped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 3 hours ago, jazz said: Just being totally nosy, but what is the other 50%? Scottish? 50% Norwegian, 25% Irish, 25% German. Oddly enough, no bits and pieces. As far as I know, good or bad all is pure blood. jazz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Small said: I take a swig of rum before throwing the bottle overboard, and lift the anchor on our dated, warhardened vessel, which begins a sheepish crawl out of it's makeshift dock. Drawing my rusty little dagger, squeezing the hilt as I point it at poor ole Jazz. "Coming with wee lass? Or along the plank ye walk!" My sinister grin exposes a few rotten teeth before I look back at my crew expecting a wall of amused laughter. I'll help. I found out a long time ago I don't get sea sick no matter how rough the water gets. (But that being said I'm a horrible swimmer. I sink like a rock.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 On 4/3/2017 at 7:48 PM, retr0john said: Can I get in on this? I'll offer up to humbly serve. I'm 50% Viking On 4/3/2017 at 8:01 PM, jazz said: Don't worry, Igor is already doing that according to Pax...You could probably help on some bombing raids from Resolute's lofty turret john's actually a pretty good cook. igor can't cook worth a damn. 5 hours ago, retr0john said: 50% Norwegian, 25% Irish, 25% German. Oddly enough, no bits and pieces. Good or bad, all is pure blood. am i mistaken or was your wife partly swedish? i'm certain she has a chinese background tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 28 minutes ago, Resolute said: john's actually a pretty good cook. Yum, looking forward to the Viking buffet then...I think... Or would it be Irish, German or American...?? gone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 58 minutes ago, Resolute said: john's actually a pretty good cook. igor can't cook worth a damn. am i mistaken or was your wife partly swedish? i'm certain she has a chinese background tho. Sarah: 50% Swedish, 25% French, 25% Chinese. Her dad was a Swedish blue eyed blonde, her French grandfather was a blue eyed blonde. Of course her mom was 50% French and 50% Chinese. Her mom was born in china, came here in her mid 20s. Her dad wasn't born here either, but he came (or his parents came) when he was a child. I remember my grandpa talking with a horrendous Irish brogue. When he got tipsy you couldn't hardly understand what he was saying. He had a hell of a temper. Luckily he mellowed out when he was drinking. He got nicer as he got older, but I guess he was a real hell raiser when he was young. I'll cook! I'll keep everyone well fed. (well, except for English pudding.) I can make a good English beef (or pork or chicken) pastie with frozen pie crusts though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klingsor Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 I'm about 60% scots-Irish and 40% American Indian, give or take - an admixture commonly referred to in the US as "white trash". Little wonder I'm as pessimistic as I am - half my ancestry lives in Appalachian trailer houses while the rest died on the Trail of Tears. gone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 17 hours ago, retr0john said: Sarah: 50% Swedish, 25% French, 25% Chinese. Her dad was a Swedish blue eyed blonde, her French grandfather was a blue eyed blonde. Of course her mom was 50% French and 50% Chinese. Her mom was born in china, came here in her mid 20s. Her dad wasn't born here either, but he came (or his parents came) when he was a child. I remember my grandpa talking with a horrendous Irish brogue. When he got tipsy you couldn't hardly understand what he was saying. He had a hell of a temper. Luckily he mellowed out when he was drinking. He got nicer as he got older, but I guess he was a real hell raiser when he was young. what the hell does she see in you? maybe she was captivated with your math skills... or maybe your cooking. 17 hours ago, retr0john said: I'll cook! I'll keep everyone well fed. (well, except for English pudding.) I can make a good English beef (or pork or chicken) pastie with frozen pie crusts though! much appreciated. gone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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