And it needs to get in touch with its inner filament ...

Malign.....

you are a quick wit and I should have known you would jump on that.

How about.....

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labodomy.

Oh, I'm not as good with set jokes. :-)

There are a bunch of them under the "One-Liner" thread in the Lounge forum. Most of them aren't one-liners, of course. We're not what you would call a conformist crowd.

Both of 'em will help you forget, though. ;-)

Malign....

LOL!

Excellent Timothy - made me laugh out loud!