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Small Penis Jokes... Did you ever find them funny? Even a little bit?


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Everyone has some flaws, no one is perfect. The porn industry always tries to brainwash us that average=small. Dont let that get to you.

Are you a troll? You mistated the average penis length in another topic then 'bragged about being average on a below average board, and your posts seem to lack relevance to your own topic titles in a way that suggests either insincerity or ineptitude.

If you are a troll, please leave, this is a board for mental healing. If you are not a troll and are here because you sincerely feel anxiety over your penis size despite it being above average size, well then welcome, and sorry for calling you dumb in the last paragraph.

As to the question in the topic title, I can't remember genuinely laughing at any small penis jokes, but i suppose if the crux of the joke was something other than "hah a penis that is small" i'd probably find it funny. Like if the point of the joke is that men are so consumed with ego when it comes to penis size that a small penis was only a way of proving this point, idk, it's the same thing with all body negative jokes where the only funny aspect is that certain body features are unwanted and thus funny to laugh at. But it'd be possible to make a joke about a small penis that isn't mean spirited towards people who have small penises.

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I agree Klingsor. I asked the question to make sure I understood your position. Absolutely it is well endowed guys that propagate the idea that a big dick is necessary for sex and it stands to reason as they reap the rewards of it's acceptance.

My view, and I am sure some will disagree, is that the vast majority of women simply have better things to do than engaging in dick size arguments. Women are busy having actual sex w whomever they choose and generally basking in the joys of goddess culture where either men or the government will address their needs. The few limitations there are come from the competition of other women.

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both men and women obsess over penis size equally the only thing is women are more secretive/coy about it. most males have large egos and love to boast about something they had no part in gaining and the fact they only have a large penis is simply because life and genetics are chosen at random. so simply by chance that we are born with certain looks,abilities etc.the truth of the matter is that we have no choice in anything in life. we are born and then we FUCKING!!!!! die.

some of us have shitty lives some have good lives and some have wonderful lives but in the end we all die and that's it. we have no control over how our lives turn out. i honestly think some people are predestined to fail or have shitty lives.......just my theory. as i slip into deeper depression i often wonder what my life would of been like if i didn't have sps or a small penis. i know if i didn't have sps or a small penis i wouldn't even know forums like this existed or if i even would care. my faith in god or belief is gone no matter how hard i try i know deep down there is no one up there to save me or anyone else. believe it or not that revelation saddens me and scares me. i've become a nihilist. we live,we eat,we,shit,we sleep,we fuck and we die like the same fucking animals we claim to be better than.

or in my case you eat,you become depressed,you cry,you become even more depressed,you masturbate,then you go to sleep and wish that you never wake up again. to my surprise i always wake up and repeat the same cycle. i love my siblings and parents but i know i would be better off dead............life must want me to suffer some more until i eventually break................want you come and hurry up already

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I agree w your statement robert that some people are predestined to fail or have shitty lives. I feel the reverse is also true, that some people are destined to have great lives no matter what. Like I often say: biology is destiny.

For some reason I choose to continue, to soldier on. As Don Juan might say that is my "battle". But I don't blame or shame for a minute those who choose an exit ramp. That said, I certainly do not encourage it.

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when i was much younger, size was joked about by mostly guys.

as an adult though its almost exclusively woman that make dick jokes in my experience.

I dont quite accept kingslors analysis,

I have heard articulate and intelligent women explain verbally or in articles why they prize certain girths or lengths.

Whilst many women are coy on the issue- there are plenty who are very vocal.

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when i was much younger, size was joked about by mostly guys.

as an adult though its almost exclusively woman that make dick jokes in my experience.

I dont quite accept kingslors analysis,

I have heard articulate and intelligent women explain verbally or in articles why they prize certain girths or lengths.

Whilst many women are coy on the issue- there are plenty who are very vocal.

What this artcles wrote by intelligent woman says about this sizes ? What sizes in girth and lengths ? 8 x 6 + ?

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  • 2 weeks later...

Just BTW, to come back to the initial question here: I'm a woman and I find it disgusting that some people do such jokes. But I hope most of them wouldn't do that if they had any idea how hurtful it feels to people who feel "concerned". I think they just can't imagine how it can hurt (i couldn't if I hadn't seen posts on the SPS forum, either. Which doesn't mean I would tell such jokes; I just couldn't imagine how bad it might feel.)

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On ‎2‎/‎22‎/‎2016 at 6:37 PM, LaLa said:

Just BTW, to come back to the initial question here: I'm a woman and I find it disgusting that some people do such jokes. But I hope most of them wouldn't do that if they had any idea how hurtful it feels to people who feel "concerned". I think they just can't imagine how it can hurt (i couldn't if I hadn't seen posts on the SPS forum, either. Which doesn't mean I would tell such jokes; I just couldn't imagine how bad it might feel.)

I'm sure this applies to most women. Of course there are some women who know it hurts and that's why the do it. A lot of women see these jokes as a form of payback for all the crap that (some) guys give women. Trouble is they don't seem to understand that they are only hurting a small population of guys and for the most part we are not the ones who give the women crap in the first place.

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