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I myself can recall three interesting television programs about this small matter.

1. And this was the first I watched. Brave Lawrence Baraclough's "My penis and I".
2. Even though this is not a tv program per say I still watched Howard Stern's "Small Penis contest". 
3. Then Patrick Moote's  american equivalent "The unhung hero"

Honourable mentions might be Baraclough's sequel "my penis and everybody else", but this wasnt quite as good.
And I guess everyone in this forum remember THAT scene from year 2000 movie bedazzled.

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The unhung hero was fake as shit. But My Penis & I was really good. There's also a programme with the British footballer Ian Wright that was very good. I forget the name of it now, but that programme was the first time I realised I wasn't mad. There was a guy with my erect penis size but he was the exact same size flaccid. That was the first time I truly understood how bizarre and unique each cock is and that grower/shower isn't just something people say. The Stern small penis contest was fucking weird. Considering Stern has admitted to having a small one himself, it strange to parade guys through like that, I'm surprised anyone turned up, very surreal. And yes, Bedazzled haha, that was cold. Not to mention the Scary Movie 'baby dick' shower scene, that wasn't cool to see as a teenager. 

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@Victimorthecrime to be fair, he was an actual baby haha. 

I remember one time, this guy on YouTube was having his foreskin pierced. And he had an average (maybe slightly above average cock) but it wasn't huge or anything. And a girl had commented on how small it was. The whole comments section basically schooled her on how normal his penis was. Which it was. Unfortunately, young girls are getting their average from porn as well. This guy had posted "I'm 6.8 inches, and have never had any complaints. Also, a guy is sticking a needle through my foreskin, what were you expecting, an erection?" Then his girlfriend posted "He's perfect. There's nothing wrong with his size. What are you 12 years old? Get out into the world and actually see a few dicks before you comment about something you've probably never had inside you". This was backed up by multiple commenters who said the same thing. We have to at least appreciate what young girls (who will very soon be women on the dating scene) are seeing paraded in front of them as the standard size. She actually commented back apologising and saying that she was in fact 14 and had never seen an actual penis in real life. The same thing that worries me about the future mental health of boys, soon to be men, concerning what they are watching in porn has to be extended to girls as well. What the fuck do they know other than porn, jokes and TV shows like South Park and Family guy. There's actually a really interesting early episode of Family Guy where Peter realises that Chris has a huge cock and starts to feel intimidated. Louis says "drink your milk, Chris. It'll make you big and strong". And Peter smacks it out of his hand and says "No, no more milk for you". We live in a society based on lies and personal survival, (like we always have) but now we have to deal with what others deem normal rather than any actual experience of what is normal. My best friend spent every day thinking about his size. He was married, he even had a normal sex life. But society decided that he didn't measure up. And now, when I'm low, when I'm watching something he would like, when I want to hear his voice. He isn't there. He's gone. He was in here for fucks sake. He was one of us, and he's gone. It's not just him, it's Res as well. It's countless "millions?" We can't change the world, we can. not. do. it. But we can be a community. A brotherhood of humanity that don't give a shit about what we have or don't have or what we can or can't do sexually. There's no faction for us, there's no group, no equal rights movement to come to our defence. It's just us. Fuck me...we HAVE to support eachother. But guess what? It's a fucking battleground in here too, a comparison shootout. We are brothers in pain, brothers in frustration. I don't think I'm better than you. As a matter of fact I was recently surprised to hear that Klingsor sees himself in a completely different light to how I perceive him. I was always so concerned that Small, Res and Kling saw me as an outsider, that I felt like an imposter. A faker. They were above me, they were smarter than me and saw me as some bleeting idiot who tried to put a positive spin on hell. But Tom is dead. He's dead. Fucking gone. My fucking pal is actually dead because of this.

I've been posting here for years now. What the fuck am I doing? What the fuck is going on? I've never posted negatively, believe me, I've felt like it, I've written multiple replies and deleted them. I've argued my case, I've tried to be positive. I didn't want to bring you down when I know in my heart you deserve to be happy. What am I a fucking sadist? Am I here to see your pain and make it worse? To take some sadistic pleasure from your nightmarish experience? Fuck that. I wasn't a friend to Tom out of pity, I wasn't his friend because his pain amused me. I was friends with him because we shared a tangible reality. I know I could be considered normal, but they treat me like a freak. And I don't feel normal. 

I'm not an avatar. 

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3 minutes ago, YOTH said:

Get out into the world and actually see a few dicks

Sage advice, truly.  

5 minutes ago, YOTH said:

to be fair, he was an actual baby haha. 

I know lol I was hoping someone had seen the episode.  

Sorry you are still feeling down @YOTH.  Try to not beat yourself up.  You did nothing wrong.  The world is insane.  

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So do I. Nobody laughs at you. You aren’t a lunatic. And what you said earlier about me or small of resolute or whoever being above you, well I’m an autistic, borderline, manic depressive, neurotic, misanthropic, barely functioning, probably bisexual, obsessive compulsive, scrawny piece of shit with a small penis and no life. I originally joined to rage. I’m an angry person and a frustrated person and I came here to impotently rage. But that’s selfish and doesn’t do anything. I’m genuinely remorseful over the fact that my posts over the years probably made people leave. I see now that it’s me and my inability to trust other people and even like other people. But at the root it’s self hatred. I can’t rememvet who but someone once said that all hatred is really self hatred at the root. You’ve helped people and people like you Yoth, you make an effort to be friendly. That’s a defect in my prssonalitu, probably because of how I was brought up where every motherucking goddamn thing is a contest, a pissing match, and dick measuring contest. It’s so pervasive that people don’t even realize it anymore.

DRK once asked me if my mind was “so corrupted” by porn and bullshit that I couldn’t find joy in anything. He’s probably correct. I’m a fucking wreck.

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I'm sorry for the pain you are feeling, YOTH. When you lose someone close to you, it can make you question everything. It feels wrong for life to go on, without our loved one. Grief can be messy and erratic. I hope you are able to let your feelings flow, whatever they may be.

Klingsor, I hope you find inner peace. I hope one day you see that there is light within you.

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23 hours ago, YOTH said:

 

You don't have to prove anything to me. I am new to this forum but I can asure you I am not laughing behind anyone's back. And I am truly sorry for your loss of your friend.

Personally I am very happy you check this forum 2-3 times a day. I do the same.... I am a loser.

I am in a terrible state right now. I have stress and about to drop out of school.

ironically it began when I started seeing this girl I told you about. I was so sared of her seeing my penis..... I spend 4-5 hours a day looking through the internet for reassuring words from women confirming that size doesn't matter. All along my stress level skyrocketed....she dumped me after the first time we had sex.......guess how I feel now?

Sorry I ended up talking about myself.

This is however the first time I felt part of a brotherhood

 

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@TheDane It has to be a brotherhood, or it's an extension of what happens in real life. I truly believe that we can, at the very least get to know eachother as real people. Funny thing is, the more I got to know Tom, the less we talked about sps etc. He could always tell me if something had upset him in work or whatever but we became friends, so we mostly talked about movies, TV and shit. Let me know if you're up that zoom chat, Dane. And we'll sort out a time and try and arrange it if you want. 

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I think it's also important to mention that I don't actually mind small penis jokes in movies and TV. I don't think comedy should be censored in any way, that's something I hate with the recent state of comedy where people are terrified to mention certain topics and subjects for fear of the backlash, so I have to follow the same rules for myself. What I don't like is the idea that for example, Trump is bad because he has a small penis, or Hitler did the things he did because of a small penis. As if people only do or say terrible things because of their size. As if guys with huge cocks are happy and loving all the time. It's the portraying a smaller size as a character flaw that gets on my tits. 

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7 hours ago, YOTH said:

I think it's also important to mention that I don't actually mind small penis jokes in movies and TV. I don't think comedy should be censored in any way, that's something I hate with the recent state of comedy where people are terrified to mention certain topics and subjects for fear of the backlash, so I have to follow the same rules for myself. What I don't like is the idea that for example, Trump is bad because he has a small penis, or Hitler did the things he did because of a small penis. As if people only do or say terrible things because of their size. As if guys with huge cocks are happy and loving all the time. It's the portraying a smaller size as a character flaw that gets on my tits. 

But it's all connected..... I dont like small penis jokes..... period.

I've never understood what's funny about small penisses?? It only makes people sad  ------>  this forum.

like Cancer.....nothing funny about it. Only makes people sad.

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I know what you mean, but it's a slippery slope. Once you throw in every other subject and topic that make people upset you're left without free speech. I can choose not to watch it, or avoid the comedian, but if comedy isn't allowed to laugh at everything, it might as well laugh at nothing at all. And I think if a comedian can laugh at himself it's pretty funny. Before Jim Jeffries tried to be the anti-Trump jester for the left, he told loads of jokes about his small cock. He was so funny back then. Now he might as well put on a dreadlock wig and pretend to be Whoopi Goldberg.

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Most jokes about cancer or rape function by shocking the audience with an ironic mitigation of their subject's severity; what the joke is really saying is that making fun of this thing is so heinous and ridiculous that it makes you laugh when I even pretend to do it. Small dick jokes are not ironically suggesting small dicks are undesirable - that's the entire point. It's like herpes jokes. The joke is that some people are stuck with a condition that makes them undesirable to many people forever, not that it's literally laughable to make fun of those people for having that condition.

It's still possible for hurtful jokes like that to be funny because humor is just a reaction to certain patterns of delivery and rhetoric into which any topic can be fitted. It just means that some jokes are going to be funny and hurtful at the same time. It would, however, be nice if society actually acknowledged the pain those people experience in other arenas. I'd be a lot less annoyed by small dick jokes if we'd gotten the big media pity party the other marginalized groups have gotten; I'd have a reason to believe that it's all in good fun because they must have seen one of the thousands of articles or shows about how the vast majority of even decently sized men have anxiety about this, and that a fair amount have suicidal thoughts and depression over it. But that ain't the way it is nor the way it'll ever be.

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It depends on the context as well. But as people are now giving comedy awards to female comedians who spend the whole show talking about they were raped whilst crying, I'd say comedy is taking a serious hit. She won best comedian at the Edinburgh Fringe for Christ's sake and she doesn't tell one joke. It's a tragic story, it might be inspiring to other victims of crimes, but it isn't comedy. Jim Jeffries is now a liberal stain who thinks everyone is racist and Trump is Hitler. And the rest of the greats are terrified to joke about anything controversial for fear of being taken of context, then apologising publicly like pussies. They even tried to get Norm MacDonald recently, he's one of the good ones. If he falls (which he won't) all would be lost. 

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