I hear sulking!

I tickle when I hear sulking.

i'm not sulking.

Iiiiii donnnnnnn't belieeeeeeeeve yooooouuuuuu!!!! :-)

What's wrong blossom?

.i'm not sulking.

nohings wrong.

.Okay., little one, I've been wrong before. :-)

What are you doing?

i'm drawing

Whatcha drawing?

{This is my imitation of an irritating little sister.}

a stupid shoe:(

Do you need a more intelligent shoe as a model?

no the shoe needs a more intelligent person to draw it.

Meh. I think the person just needs to shift over to the half of her intelligence that knows what to do with a drawing pencil, and quit picking on her with the half that doesn't.

i dunno. its not that easy

No, ma'am; didn't say 'easy'. But you were saying 'impossible'.

i'm still saying impossible.

I hear you, baby.

Why does the Left refuse to let go?

i don't know. i don't feel good.

How do you feel?

{You brought it up.}

bad. i feel like i'm being crushed and i want to die.

Are you being crushed?

{I mean, it's possible.}

Why would you want to die just because your Left brain won't get out of the way and let you draw?

it's not just because of my drawings. i'm just tired of it all. i feel crushed on the inside.

I know, baby. You have very little resilience, thanks to your mom.

But those of us who care about you know that there's plenty of substance in there, that nothing can crush you, if you choose to fight it.

but i'm choosing not to fight it. that's it. i give up. i'm done.