you should ask fairy godfather Jj, he's a wand expert..!!!!

She just hasn't been bitten by the right guy yet. ;-)

Almost anything could exist, if it's not how we imagine it to be. Like, wizards could be infinitely thin, and you'd never see them. (That would also mean that I'm not a wizard.)

oh well we already know you're not a wizard malign...

you're a FAIRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh is malign just a fairy now, oh well he still has a wand, right ?

Im gonna be a wizardess, with a wand, and a manual

then i can get the ruby slippers !!!!

he's always been a fairy godfather!!

And we know those exist, because here I am! :-)

Those gossamer wings can hold more than you'd expect, though.

Hey star,

what kinda vampire are you gonna be ?

you got gossamer wings ?

blossom whats gossomer ?

i dunno Jj.. fairy godfather..what is gossomer..?!! what kinda things can your wings hold?

Hah, I Googled it, like any good fairy godfather.

"A film of cobwebs floating in air in calm clear weather", according to the dictionary site I looked at. It's what the fairy wingmakers use.

My wings, among other things, hold my ample fundament aloft even in stormy weather.

thats cool, what colour wings are they ?

what is an ample fundament?

i think it means it helps him to fly

godgramps

simplify please !!!!!!

The wings are gossamer-colored.

An "ample fundament" is a fat donkey.

Anything else you'd like to know? :-P

thanks mark:)

Can i haave your wand ?

just for a little while.

a fat 3 legged ass?

starry where are youuuu?

Well, yes, "fat ass" is another translation. Number of legs unspecified.

atleast its comfy when you sit down !!!!

you must be very strONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't think i have any powers like that even though i'm honorary junior member 2009...

Yes, it's comfy, but my chair isn't happy.

It keeps saying "Give it a rest!" and then screaming "Oh no, not on me ag-mmmfffsmfsfff".

Your special power is to be the most Honorary Member we have.

but that's not a magical power!!!!

it will be blossom once we can find some magic !!!!

Who says?

You're the only one who has it, and it sounds really cool to the rest of us.

What would you want, instead? The ability to cast a good Bat-Bogey Hex?

get a new chair then

one that dont talk