oh... ye're like children:)!!!

JJ, I was just playing with the words; I doubt that anyone here other than you or I knows what a 'berk' is.

'Merc' could be short for Mercury, which is a brand of car in the Ford lineup.

Yes, little ladyblossom, one of the cruel realities of adulthood: we are very much like children. :-)

you call me little but I'M TALLER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!

OH HERE ITS SHORT FOR MERCEDIES BENZ

BERK YEP KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

YOUR NOT ONE

BLOSSOM WERE ALL KIDS HERE, JUST OLD KIDS

HOW TALL ARE YOU BLOSSOM

IM NEARLY 5FT

IM TALL FOR MY HEIGHT

i'm about 5"8 or 5"9 i think. ha i'm taller than you too Jj!!! ye're all teensy except me and starry!!!

That's it exactly: we're old kids.

Yep, you're taller and I'm older, and neither one matters.

I like the story behind 'Mercedes Benz': the German guy (Daimler? Benz? I dunno) who owned the car factory had a niece or something named 'Mercedes', which is really a Spanish name ...

i was just teasing ye.

i never heard that story before.

THATS NOT FAIR BLOSSOM YOU KNOW MY 12 YEAR OLD NIECE BLEAU IS EVEN TALLER THAN ME,

AND MARK, YOU KNOW FAR TOO MUCH GROWN UP STUFF TO BE A PROPER OLD KID , YOU ARE A HONOURY WOMBLE THOUGH

I know you're teasing me, ladyblossom. I've been short all my life, and I don't plan on changing now.

And Honorary Womble is far better than any other honorary title I've ever heard, except maybe Junior Member. :-P

Um, you have a niece whose name sounds like "blow"?

that's a cool name!!! that's so much cooler than my name..!!!

malign, maybe you can be honorary junior member 2010?

That's okay, I kinda like being a Venerable Extremely Old (fairy god-)Member.

ITS PRONOUNCED BLUE

BUT MY BRO DIDNT THIINK IT LOOKED COOL WRITTEN DOWN SO HE CHANGED THE SPELLING

IT SUITS HER

SHE IS PROPER COOOOOLLLLLL

MARK STOP USING WORDS THAT CONFUSE THE REST OF US , ITS ONLY CLEVER IF WE UNDERSTAND

OOPS SORRY BLOSSOM DID YOU GET THAT ?

what does venerable mean?

ha, no Jj, i didn't!!!!

"Respected".

Yeah, the CIA calls it "plausible deniability": only say things in such a way that you can later believably claim that you meant something different.

MARK YOUR FUNNY !!!!

HEY BLOSSOM DO YOU THINK GODGRAMPS HERE SHOULD SEND US A DICTIONARY ?

that's even more complicated fairy godfather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how many wishes do i have left?

yeah he should send us the fairygodfather dictionary...

DID YOU HEAR THAT MARK ?

Hey, a proper dictionary would be like a codebook. ;-)

We fairy godpapas need our secrets, too, you know.

Like what we wear under the tutu. A bonny Scots fairy godfether wouldna tell!

With that revolting image firmly in your minds, I'm going to say goodnight, ladies, and hope you don't have nightmares.

oh bye malign, have a good night.

NIGHT MARK !!!!