Small Posted February 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 *Laughs politely* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victimorthecrime Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 That joke is tanking, so I reason. The moral is quit your figgerin and stick to your hickin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 no more jokes for you two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Small Posted February 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 There there. You tried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 you two wouldn't recognize a good joke if it bit you in the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Small Posted February 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Such a beg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victimorthecrime Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 These guys are on vacation drinking and bragging about home. First guys says "at my bar if you buy 3 beers the 4th is free". Second guy "my bar 2 beers and third is free". Last guy says at my hometown bar if you buy 1 beer the 2nd is free and the bartender will get you laid. They said him "this really happened for you?". No but my sister told me about it. gone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 not bad victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 A blonde joke I told my wife (she's dishwater blonde, but she liked it). Two blondes were sitting at a table at a little cafe'. The first took a compact out of her purse to check her make up. She looked into the mirror startled and said "You know, the lady in this mirror looks very familiar!" The second said "Oh! Let me see!" The first blonde handed the mirror to the second one. The second blonde opened the compact, looked in the mirror and then rolled her eyes. She shook her head and exclaimed to the first "Well of course she looks familiar you silly! It's me!" Victimorthecrime 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 lol. good thing your wife was in a good mood, otherwise you would've been severely punished (which might not be such a bad thing lol). gone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 Reminds me of a skit S.N.L. used to do years ago (back when it was funny) All the guys dressed up like old time sailors aboard a sailing ship called 'The Raging Queen'. The guest star (who ever it was) would always break a rule. The captain (John Belushi) would always call for some punishment. The whole crew would all raise their hands and yell Oh, me! Oh pick Me! John Belushi would always raise one eyebrow and smile at the camera and say No! As the captain I must take the punishment! All the other guys would slump their shoulders dejectedly and wander off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 you mean a fun punishment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 I think they were trying to be funny in that the guys were not only gay, but found it sexually exciting to be stripped down in front of everyone, tied up to a support and spanked (or lightly whipped) Of course they acted over the top gay while playing the role of hearty, weather beaten tough sailors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 i see. so good gay punishment lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victimorthecrime Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 The Raging Queen was decades ago. When Eric Idle was hosting he played "cabin boy" to Belushi's captain who was as sexually amorous as he was ambiguous. He was convinced that the storm had frightened the 'boy' who now was in need of 'comforting'. gone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 Eric Idle! I couldn't remember which member of Monty Python it was that was in that skit. Yeah, SNL was really funny years and years ago...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Small Posted February 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 You missed a great deal John. Resolute told a joke, and I almost laughed. Quite the commotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 my joke arsenal is quite impressive, i assure you. the reason i told that one in particular is because it was related to deductive reasoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 13 hours ago, Small said: You missed a great deal John. Resolute told a joke, and I almost laughed. Quite the commotion. Oh I saw his joke. I did have to laugh as I immediately sympathized with the hick. I've been called that more than once. I'm pretty thick skinned, I laugh as much at myself as I do others. Look at how many sit-coms are set in Indiana. Resolute 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 12 hours ago, Resolute said: my joke arsenal is quite impressive, i assure you. the reason i told that one in particular is because it was related to deductive reasoning. I'm waiting for you to drag out the big guns, joke wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 25 minutes ago, retr0john said: I'm waiting for you to drag out the big guns, joke wise. i was thinking of starting a joke thread but i'm unsure whether it's a good idea. what do you guys think? another problem is offensive content. other than the sexual stuff, i have a lot of stuff that's about certain ethnicities, not to mention the stuff about hicks, hillbillies etc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victimorthecrime Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 I think it is fun idea. Me personally I would put a disclaimer ie nothing hateful no ethnic slurs but there is always the risk of offending someone. I wanna look at your profile and see "excellent reputation" and "no warning points" What did the guy walking through Jersey City during the hurricane say? Don't fall on me homes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Small Posted February 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 I don't think I'd get offended so yeah go for it. If you manage to upset me though you're in trouble. You know me Res I love a good joke. Slightly overdue but I watched 2 films recently you guys might like. Rudderless & Against the current. They both deal with death & despair and are pretty cool! They're independent though with a Z list cast but yahhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Small Posted February 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 Warning: This content contains offensive material & should NOT be viewed by anyone. Should this joke amuse you, you're a soulless little bastard and we're all ashamed of you. Please leave us a like and donate via PayPal gone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolute Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 3 hours ago, VictimofBullyingNo1cared said: I think it is fun idea. Me personally I would put a disclaimer ie nothing hateful no ethnic slurs but there is always the risk of offending someone. I wanna look at your profile and see "excellent reputation" and "no warning points" What did the guy walking through Jersey City during the hurricane say? Don't fall on me homes. ok, perhaps i'll give it a shot. thanks. i'm not sure i got the joke. are they known to be many drunks in jersey or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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