it would be so much easier if it was easy:) (!!!!)

Yes. But.

'Easy' wouldn't need heroes.

it would need part-time heroes who are easy:P!!!!!!!!!!!

The world needs all of us, as it is, sweety.

That's why I hope you'll pay attention to what you need, so you'll still be here to help the rest of us.

i'll make some tea right now!!! i need tea because it will make me waaaaaaaaaaarm!!!!! not eating for a while won't kill me anyway.

You know what goes really well with tea?

Biscuits! :-)

[Did it work?]

almost;)!!!!!!!!!!

You're too smart for me, doggie. :-)

i'll have one biscuit if you say the alphabet backwards!!!!!

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA

Does that make two biscuits? ;-)

did you copy and paste that...?

"tebahpla eht"

Or is this what you were after?

aha!!! ok, one biscuit!!!

Yay. For 'finding's sake, you know I have to ask:

Can it be a vegetable biscuit? ;-)

mmmm.... as much as i love vegetable biscuits, i'll have to pass this time......[]

I kinda like digestives? [... when I can't get chocolate. Chocolate-covered digestives are, of course, the perfect solution.]

i just had a digestive.

ya they are a good solution!!!

it's like these glasses, they were a good solution aswel i think!

[the bottom ones i mean] GENIUS!!!!!!!!

Heh. What was the problem that they're the solution to? How to look just as absolutely dorky as one can? :-P

i think they're cool!!!!

they're like 2 in 1 so you don't have to carry around 2 pairs of glasses!!!!! GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!

hey malign, how do ya become a senior member?

You keep posting until people get sick of you, I mean, until you have 100 posts. :-)

oh i see. i'll never be a senior member then!!!

but that's ok, i don't mind, i was just wondering:)

seriously, there's nothing wrong with those glasses!!! there were ones like them for sale at the festival i was at, except they were pink:D

i just had the coolest idea for a painting!!!!!

see this straw dispenser?:

what if i were to paint it as a pole dancing club?{there's a pole going up the middle of it..}

or else a carnival ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(i could paint the straws as people)

i could make this one into a telephone box!!!:

I THINK I'M INSPIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're almost half-way to being senior. Never say "never", they say.

What's a pole-dancing club, and if it's what I think it is, how do you know about them? :-P A carnival ride sounds cool, though. The John Deere one is just funny: John Deere is an American company that makes ... farm equipment. No idea in the world why they would advertise on a straw dispenser.

But it's cool to see you inspired. Strike while the iron is hot! [Do your ironing.]

a pole dancing club is where ladies dance around poles!!! i think paris hilton does it.. (i watched too much tv when i was younger...)

i could make the john deere one into a farm i spose, with lots of john deere farm equipment in it because "NOTHING RUNS LIKE A DEERE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Um, I know why I know what pole-dancing is ... I guess I'm just old-fashioned enough to be a bit annoyed that you do.

And did you Google John Deere, or do they advertise over there, as well?