females views etc (Trigger Warning!)

[Victimorthecrime]

http://www.playboy.com/articles/ideal-penis-size?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=social&utm_content=sexculture&utm_campaign=idealsize

Article only, no pictures. It's about penis preference.

[Jessie]

FOR HETEROSEXUAL MEN, THE FIVE MOST-WATCHED PORN GENRES WERE:1. Amateur

2. Oral sex

3. Big breasts

4. Threesomes

5. Anal sex

FOR HETEROSEXUAL WOMEN, THE FIVE MOST-WATCHED PORN GENRES WERE:1. Threesomes

2. Oral sex

3. Softcore (non-explicit sex)

4. Gang bang (one woman and three or more men)

5. Large penises

[51 Years of Misery]

Yes, i noticed that.

[sara89]

I am not very keen on sex, so I don't care about the size of penises.

As I am quite sensitive regarding rubbing during sex and smaller penises are easier to handle

with for example oral-sex, I prefer smaller penises.

But I know, that I'm a deviation of the standard here and I know that the readers here would

really like to have normal sex with their partners.

It's really good to read your stroy Musekitty. So there are ways and techniques regardless of the size .

[Jessie]

this is another street survey by 'GoodHousekeeping" - a long stablished female magazine.

Mostly the women say its only a problem if small.

[Resolute]

this is another street survey by 'GoodHousekeeping" - a long stablished female magazine.

Mostly the women say its only a problem if small.

what do penises have to do with housekeeping? unless someone attaches a broom (or something) to them, i don't see the relevance.

[Jessie]

hehe….. good point

the housekeeping mag had been going for 60 odd years I think

its subject matter has morphed over the years to include sex and fashion etc

[Resolute]

hehe….. good point

the housekeeping mag had been going for 60 odd years I think

its subject matter has morphed over the years to include sex and fashion etc

isn't funny how everything seems to morph to include sex?

[Jessie]

just a reality check guys….

one of the girl says its a deal breaker but even the more synthetic one in the end admits her experience with a small one was awful.

the female caller wants to break up with a guy with a small one.

[Victimorthecrime]

She didn't say what big enough would be. She did allude to technique being important.

[sara89]

lol, these people in the video are a bit like school kids (I mean all the giggling).

I was wondering, what do lesbian girls/ transgender people think about penises?

I mean they have relationships in which the other person doesn't have a penis.

Do they miss something like that?

Surely it's just normal for a lesbiancouple to use hands/ dildos.

Guess I don't get an answer from a lesbian girl in this forum.

[Resolute]

clearly, what lesbians think is irrelevant, here. besides, even they, use dildos, as you mentioned.

[IrmaJean]

"...her experience with a small one..."

I didn't watch the video and wouldn’t, but she was with a man, not a penis...

We're all human beings and more than body parts.

How are you feeling these days, Jessie?

[ShameOnThem]

obviously size matters to us, otherwise we wouldn't be here. But size doesn't matter to everyone. Only a sith deals in absolutes.

[ShameOnThem]

Just because it does matter to us doesn't mean that it should matter to us. The fact that it matters to some women shouldn't break us up because it doesn't matter to all of the other women.

[Jessie]

"...her experience with a small one..."

I didn't watch the video and wouldn’t, but she was with a man, not a penis...

We're all human beings and more than body parts.

How are you feeling these days, Jessie?

thanks for asking Irma Jean I hope you are well.

you know its been a bad year (or two) but some support from unexpected sources has arisen which was much appreciated.

November was an ok month when I managed to suppress thoughts of sex or loneliness.

But xmas is upon on us and I can feel my depression coming at me….

[Jessie]

Irina Pino

HAVANA TIMES — When I was young, I would often meet up with my friends to have tea and share stories having to do with the size of men’s penises. It was a way to have fun and share anecdotes.

My friend Katia had met a nice young man with an athletic body and had become so enthused with their romance that she prepared a romantic dinner for him, with a striptease act included. In the heat of the exotic dance, she began to shed garment after garment, while the object of her desire also stripped. In the semi-darkness of the room, she barely managed to make out the dwarfish and slender member, eclipsed by his sculptural body. When she went near to touch it, she was completely disappointed. She told us she masturbated him using just two fingers and decided not to see him again.

All of my friends would say the perfect man was equipped with a well-sized penis, that a pretty face and beautiful body were useless if the penis was tiny, flimsy or too large. The advice was to check the product thoroughly before buying it, to avoid disappointment down the line.

[sara89]

clearly, what lesbians think is irrelevant, here. besides, even they, use dildos, as you mentioned.

You could use a dildo/mouth in addition as well (supposing you have an arm and a hand).

With communication it might be possible to find ways which are satisfying for both partners.

Or is this all against your pride?

So because lesbians are not attracted to guys they don't have another choice than dildos or whatever.

But straight woman often have other opportunities. Is that what you think about it?

Or why shouldn't lesbian views not matter?

[Resolute]

to a straight man, mostly the views of straight women matter. and the more straight women concur on a sexual issue, the more weight it would have with most heterosexual men. suffice it to say, most straight women like vaginal intercourse, and they usually prefer something that they can easily feel (without much effort). i will not go into the dynamics and graphical descriptions, but it seems that many women like the feeling of fullness.

[Victimorthecrime]

Jessie - I hope 2016 is a better year for you. Let me ask you a question: even you admit that SOME women don't care about penis size so why not endeavor to find one of those?

Anyway, I hope people can find peace w this issue.

[Jessie]

Happy xmas all

I hope next year is better for everyone x

[Jessie]

When Choosing Between Longganisa and Bratwurst, Does Size Matter?

BY B. WISER

There’s an oft-repeated story about a former Miss International who had a brief film career in which she invariably played the sexpot, often astride a horse. There was a man, French, if I remember correctly, who pursued her relentlessly, without success.

One night, our beauty queen finally relented, and, to the man’s delight, agreed to come up to his hotel room at the soon-to-be-defunct InterCon. Barely able to conceal his eagerness, he disrobed, at which point our naughty siren allegedly gestured towards his penis, squealing, “Ay look! It’s so cute! It’s so small! Ay! Ay!”

Defeated and deflated, Monsieur and his penis retreated, and he never bothered her, she who was once crowned the most beautiful woman across nations, ever again.

Nothing kills a boner—and crushes a man’s ego—faster than disparaging, whether accurately or not, the size of his penis. One doesn’t imagine anything of the sort happening to black men, who are reputedly generously endowed. Never having seen or felt a black dick myself in real life, I really couldn’t say, but I believe that it’s probably everything it’s hyped up to be and more. As the joke goes, two men, one white and the other black, stand at the urinal, hands on their flaccid dicks on which both happen to have the name “Wendy” tattooed on them. Whereas the white guy’s Wendy is his girlfriend’s name, the black dude’s tattoo reads “Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day” when his member is erect.

If black cocks are supposed to be legendary, pity the poor Asian—Filipinos, Indians, Koreans, Chinese, and Japanese included—whose penile length averages quite a puny 3.8 to 4.6 inches, according to a study of 80 countries conducted by Mandatory.com. Measurements are taken from the tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone.

The study provides, among other things, a useful guide for trophy hunters:

– 5.5 inches is the global average

– 7.1 inches is the average penis size in the Democratic Republic of Congo, making it the most well-hung country in the study

– 6.36 inches is the average in South America, making it the most well-hung continent

– 3.8 inches is the average dick size in North Korea, which explains the little dictator propensities of Kim Jong Il and company

– 8 inches can be claimed by only three percent of men worldwide, and only six percent actually need extra-large condoms.

So Mr. Hot Stud About Town, you’re not fooling anyone by keeping a packet of Trojan Magnums in your bedside drawer, unless having them makes you feel you perform better. At least you’re using biodegradable latex and not tiger bile or rhino horn or hippo urine or whatever endangered animal’s parts the Chinese believe increase their potency.

Of course, what they lack in length they could hopefully make up for in girth. This spells the difference between a medicine dropper and a hydraulic pump. A cocktail sausage and a longganisa. A pencil that slots into a hole with room to maneuver left and right, or the Stabilo highlighter pen stuffed inside.

Unfortunately, the Mandatory.com study has not come up with an international ranking of penile girth. Yet.

Considering how people in this country breed like rabbits, size, obviously, is not a deterrent to sexual activity. Penile length, it seems, has nothing to do with sperm strength. They may have a longer way to go, but good old Pinoy sperm still manages to swim up that birth canal and fertilize those eggs with admirable regularity and precision. Just ask Ramon Revilla, Sr. Or Joseph Estrada.

Yet I suppose that doesn’t stop Filipino men from feeling somewhat, um, short-changed when the women, especially the most sought-after beauties, opt to date foreign men exclusively. Which probably explains the preponderance of bodyguards and big cars. I wonder if there is a reverse correlation between that and their penile endowments?

But, as they say, it’s not about the size, it’s how you use it. However, think about the double happiness brought about by the combination of size and skill…

When I worked at UNESCO in Paris, we had a lovely Filipina colleague from Iloilo who was married to a super hot black American photographer. Interracial marriages are fairly common these days, but then it was still a rarity. A gay friend of mine would remark bitchily every morning as we got our coffee that she always had a ready smile.

“But of course she does!” he would exclaim. “With that big black cock pounding her every night she must be in heaven! How lucky can she get!”

There is such a thing as too big, though. In How to Build a Girl, Caitlin Moran writes about a hilarious encounter between the protagonist, Johanna—all of 17!—and her first monster dick, which belongs to a man she christens Big Cock Al.

I’m wearing only a dark-blue nylon petticoat, and Al’s down to his trousers. I’ve just unzipped the fly—and released the biggest penis I have ever seen. It takes two hands to get it out of his pants. I feel like a snake-handler on Blue Peter. It’s alarmingly huge. In my statement, I believe I hear it go “thump” as it comes out. The last time I saw something like this, it was at dead Fat Nanna’s house, across the bottom of the front door, as a draught excluder, with two buttons for eyes. There were boys I went to school with who had legs shorter than this.

“Blimey!” I say, agitated into speaking like a Cockney chimney-sweep on spotting a silver sixpence.

“I know,” Al says, with the lazy triumphant grin of the gigantically endowed.

One thing’s for sure: The well-endowed man always conducts himself with the supreme confidence of someone so bountifully blessed. He knows he is capable of leaving you completely dickmatized.

And another thing’s for sure: Make sure you have a lot of cranberry juice on hand. You’re going to need it when cystitis attacks.

B. Wiser is the author of Making Love in Spanish, a novel published earlier this year by Anvil Publishing and available in National Book Store and Powerbooks, as well as online. When not assuming her Sasha Fierce alter-ego, she takes on the role of serious journalist and media consultant.

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[Resolute]

Happy xmas all

I hope next year is better for everyone x

likewise, jessie, and all. and i hope next year you can find some more positive "females views etc".

[Victimorthecrime]

This showed up in my FB feed today.

For you Jess, enjoy:

http://thoughtcatalog.com/jessica-winters/2015/12/10-women-on-whether-they-make-fun-of-guys-with-small-penises/?utm_content=bufferbddee&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

[Jessie]

haha well I would love to say some of the comments surprised me but I have been living in the uk for most of my life

so I have heard similar or identical throughout my adult life…

egNot only was it pitiful, but it was really gross. I tried explaining this to a guy with a rather large penis—about how small dicks are absolutely disgusting—and he thought that was funny. He said he could see how someone could laugh at it and think it’s funny, but he didn’t understand they’re revolting to even think about. Small weenies—ew!”

—Bailey, 22